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Carlson Tucker (one of Fox News unbiased anchors) was filling in for Sean Hannity the other night, and he stated that he believes Mike Vick should be executed for his crimes.

Here are some thoughts as to how Vick could be executed:

1. We could send him out as a gladiator against 11 angry men and give those angry men a full hour to try to pummel Vick.

a. Could you imagine the publicity that would garner? I mean people would pay money to see that.

2. To make it even more exciting, we could give Vick a gladiator coach … you know, to prep him on how to handle the 11 angry men.

a. But, we could pick a coach that is rather bad at making adjustments during the one hour battle. Since Vick is really good at making adjustments (he must have a sports IQ that is off the charts), it would be a poetic death for Vick and his coach.

3. We could make a stipulation – just like the gladiators of old – that if he makes it through the gauntlet of death, he could win his freedom and we could give him some shared profits from all the money we make from these games … assuming, of course, he uses some of the gained freedom to champion the greatness of the Dog.

I don’t know, that sounds more entertaining than Carlson’s suggestion. Carlson was probably just thinking about electrocuting or drowning Vick … boring.

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