Got this in the mail a couple weeks ago.  I wasn’t sure why I received it, so I called Buckingham Palace and asked.  Apparently, they think I’m the direct descendant of Oscar Wilde.  I told them I wasn’t and they said I could come anyways and be the Priest’s alter boy for the ceremony.  I declined.

Being that I couldn’t get off work, and didn’t want to be the priest’s “yes” boy, here were some of my ideas about what I could do with it:

1.  My first, pragmatic thought was to use it as a bookmark.

2.  Sell it on Ebay.

3.  Write a blog about it, gloating about how cool I am, and how dumb everybody else is.

4.  Have it framed and put it above my desk, along with my framed golden ticket to heaven that I received from Jesus when I accepted Him into my heart as a four year old.

5.  Give it to someone else who really wanted to go, like Keith Winder.

That’s all I got.

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