The Bacon Casket

There’s bacon cola.

There’s bacon mints.

Bacon man spray.

Bacon Ice Cream.

And, yes …

Bacon has it’s own niche market that says, “if you stick bacon in it, it will sell.”

Yesterday, Addie Zierman notified me via Twitter that there was now a Bacon Casket that’s being made by J&D’s Foods.  Per the creators of the Bacon Casket:

“Yes, this is really real.  Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens.”

Don’t you judge us, after baconlube (bacon flavored personal lubricant), we all knew it was just going to keep getting weirder.  And yeah, you are right we’re probably going to hell for this one.

Yes.  Some religions would send you to hell for supporting the consumption of bacon; but — in my religion — heaven is a place where bacon can be consumed in mass quantities without any fear of coronary clogging.

The Bacon Coffins are available for $2,999.95 plus shipping.

Baconphiles of the world … what say you?

Do you really love bacon to death?

Caption, comment or complain away ….