Times are rough.  And although I’ve yet to see a funeral home offer groupons, coupons and the like, there are some possibilities for those who are looking to lower the cost of dying.

Here are a couple of those options:

I would go with this service simply for the fact that the hearse is pink.

Deeper is always better.  That’s what Budget Burials said.

If you’re really in a pinch, I bet these guys could sell you a certified used casket.  Certified clean, classy and comfortable.  So clean, in fact, that you won’t even know they were used.

Also, what does the “More” stand for?  I’m frightened.

I’m not too sure what this means, but judging by the sign, I would think that “Dead People Things” are more inexpensive than “Living People Things.”

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