Right now, there’s a guy at my climbing gym who has warranted my man crush.  He can do one armed pull-ups (who can do that?  I’ll tell you who!  My man crush can.).  He can climb routes with his feet better than I can with my hands (seriously … I’ve seen him climb a V5 with his feet.  He even makes monkeys lust.).  AND, he’s the most ripped dude I’ve ever seen in my life (muscles on muscles kind of ripped).

Okay, I’ve got that off my chest.  And here’s something else I need to confess.

And, right now, I’m also developing a Mortician crush.  That’s right, a Mortician crush.

You don’t know what a “Mortician crush” is?  I didn’t either until I started watching Caitlin Doughty’s videos.  The following video is a combination of wit, awesome wisdom and wonder … all of which has inspired pure mort attraction.

Oh, and it’s also very good.  Did I mention that I like it?

Actually, I think it’s a little more than a crush.

I know we’ve only been Facebook friends for like three months.  And I’ve watched ALL your videos like a thousand times … over and over again.  I feel like we’re more than just Facebook friends.

That sounded a bit stalkerish.

(Deep breath, proceeds to get down on one knee, opens a box containing a casket key)

“Caitlin Doughty.  Will you bury me?”

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