Why not?  There’s the pregnant Barbie.  There’s the pooper scooper Barbie that allows you to clean up Fido’s poop.  There’s the Barbie McDonalds Worker.  The Cat Burglar Barbie (meow).  And the Shave Ken’s Face Ken doll.

Barbie’s getting to that point in her life … she’s 53 … where it’s time Mattel starts thinking about these things.

I know you want this to be real.  But like Barbie’s long sought after figure, I’m afraid it’s not.

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