Freud — and others — have argued that monuments are phallic symbols that represent power, dominance and status.  Freud would argue that the Washington Monument, the Tower of Pisa and the tombstone below are examples of such phallic displays of dominance.

But, I’m not sure how Freud et al would have interpreted the following request.  What happens when you want to make your private part into a tombstone?

And what happens when that private part is not a penis?

What happens when you want this tombstone va jay jay so much that you not only put it in your will but make it your dying wish to your husband to have it done?

And what happens when you give this reason for the tombstone va jay jay to your husband: “I don’t want you chasing other women. This way you will always remember me.”

What happens, you may ask?  You get a video like this (which may be NSFW, is slightly PG-13 ish and will definitely offend you even more if you’re already offended.).

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