On Why My Book Will Decompose If You Don’t Read It

I’m writing a book, which is why my blog, Facebook page and Twitter account has been in a state of hibernation for the past eight months.  The second draft will be sent off to the editor in a week or two, at which point I’ll be a little more active on the interwebs.

One idea that I have is to make the book decompose.  You know, because so many people buy books and the books simply sit on the shelf until they die and then their kids or even grandkids either donate the books to Goodwill or simply throw them away.  I don’t want that to happen to my book.

In an effort to make sure you read it, it will come with an expiration date.  After the expiration date, you will either have to throw it out or it will start to look like the picture below.  Buyer beware.