A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor’s house, hoping they will think […]

After Georgina Chervony Lloren died of natural causes on Sunday at 80, her wake on Monday went just as she imagined: Her body was propped up on her red-cushioned rocking chair, surrounded by plants and flowers, wearing her wedding gown from her second marriage 32 years ago.  Via NICK KIRKPATRICK So, this is becoming a trend.  Looks like […]

  Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, “Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”The mortician rolls […]

  A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar […]