Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, “Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”The mortician rolls […]

  A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar […]

  A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog.“Of course not,” says the grandfather. A few minutes later, his granddaughter asks him the same question.“No, of course not. Why are you both asking me this?”The granddaughter replies, “Dad said that when you croak, we can go […]