A dying woman gives each of her best friends — a lawyer, doctor and clergywoman — an envelope containing $25,000 in cash to be placed in her coffin. A week later the woman dies and the friends each place an envelope in the coffin. Several months later, the clergywoman confesses that she only put $10,000 […]

I usually don’t stoop to the level of blonde jokes, but I stooped for this one: A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asks her to take them off, but she protests that she’ll die without them.The hairdresser sighs, and starts cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, the […]

A very old woman realizes that she’s seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart. Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of […]