I heard this joke today at church: An old Italian woman lived alone in the country. It was nearing Mother’s Day and she wanted to dig her tomato garden, as she had done every year, but it was very hard work for the aging woman as the ground was hard. Her only son, […]
Donna’s husband Mike died suddenly one day. Donna was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Mike’s obituary to read.Donna asked the undertaker, “How much does an obituary cost?” The undertaker replied, “One dollar per word.”Donna then said, “I want the obituary to read – MIKE […]
We’ve all smelled it. And like flatulence in church, nobody says anything. It’s that odd perfume that comes from Great Grandma Eunice when you reach down to give her a hug. It’s that odor that wafts through nursing homes. And now science is here to prove to us what we’ve already known. Old people have an odd […]