Today’s guest post is written by Pastor Dieter Reda: Over the last 34 years of pastoral ministry I have conducted hundreds of funerals. That means I have worked with scores of funeral professionals. My ride to the cemetery is usually in the lead car, which normally is driven by the director who is in charge of […]
Plot twist: you’re buried alive in a sealer casket. There’s no way out. You’re dead. Again.
As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious. — Caleb Wilde (@CalebWilde) Novemdfber 16, 2013 This tweet itself is like a zombie … it just doesn’t die. I tweeted this a year ago and it’s still being shared. It […]