Two Stupid Death Jokes

1. A man was moving his business across town and one of the owners friends decided to send flowers for the occasion. The flowers arrive at the new business site with a card that read “Rest in Peace” Furious, the business owner calls the florist to inform them of the mistake. The florist says “Sir, […]

A Brutally Honest Obituary

On Sept. 10, the Reno Gazette-Journal published the obituary of Marianne Theresa John­son-Reddick.  It wasn’t your normal obituary … Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick born Jan 4, 1935 and died alone on Sept. 30, 2013. She is survived by her 6 of 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way possible. While she neglected and abused […]

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