As someone who is continually confronted with death, I’m often prompted to think about how I will approach death when it stares me in the face … when I’m actively dying. Will I face death with a good attitude? Will I spiral into a pit of depression? Will I experience an existential crisis or will […]

So this happened: CINCINNATI — Two people were injured in a crash Wednesday afternoon involving a hearse in a funeral procession at Colerain Avenue and Banning Road. Hamilton County dispatch said the driver of the hearse and a Catholic priest were injured around 1 p.m. The hearse owned by Dalbert, Woodruff & Isenogle funeral home […]

I’ll be honest.  It took me like six minutes to find all six things.  I suck at these games.  Grrrrr. Although, in my defense, pizza belongs at every event … so I just assumed that pizza was a natural part of Grandma’s funeral.  I mean, shouldn’t pizza be at every funeral?

If I’ve learned anything from blogging it’s this: no matter what you do, you will end up offending someone.  And the second thing I’ve learned is that any attempt at humor will inevitable offend.  So, in the time honored funeral director tradition of offending the least amount of people possible, I present eleven kinda off-color […]