Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died. She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.

Judy married again, and this time, she and John had 5 children. Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her casket, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they are finally together.”

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret, “Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”

Margaret replied, “I think he means her legs, Ethel!”

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