Over the past month I’ve been featured by NBC, CBS and the Facebook god George Takei (oh myyy). And while the NBC and CBS posts were rather innocuous, this post has been making it’s rounds. Like, it’s everywhere. For those of us who watch “The Walking Dead” and other Zombie films, the joke is […]
1. Lead by Example. Like many new fathers, my first born has caused me to re-evaluate myself and my priorities, making me feel nervously unprepared to be the example that I now am. In many ways, I’ve emulated my father. Though I may not consciously know how to be a great father, there’s a real […]
A thanatologist is sorta like a proctologist. We promote health for those stinky, dark orifices of life that no one is comfortable talking about in a public setting. So, if you need someone to check on your polyps (metaphorically speaking), I’m here for you.
Two weeks ago ABC’s 20/20 came out to Parkesburg and filmed me on site at the funeral home for about an hour and a half. Somebody at the studio had been reading my blog and thought I’d fit into a segment called “True Confessions.” As a condition to the interview, I asked the producer to […]
I have my twitter account synced to my cell phone, which Nicki hates because every time I receive a new twitter follower, my cell phone beeps. And although I don’t have numerous twitter followers, every once in a while … In the middle of a funeral: “Beep!” In the middle of dinner: “Beep!” In the […]